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The Dark Lord of the Sith was chosen to be police chief for a day in Osaka. I hope he took advantage of the fully operational vending machines that sell girl's underwear.
I know I only have like four readers, but I challenge all of you to caption this photo. More than one entry permitted per person.
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posted by Wake | 12/19/2005
14 Comments:
Lord Vader keeps quite a choke-hold over the city's police force.
Damn Ewoks -- oh, sorry, ma'am.
At long last, Tokyo is mine... bring the Harajuku girls to me.
Godzilla, I am your father.
I've heard of the dark side, but this is ridiculous!
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? Wait a minute. You're all short!
"Welcome to the Dark Side of the Police Force." Too easy.
"If it pleases you, I will be your evil overlord for the day. Would you honor me by informing me of where I might find your 'Death Star'?"
New DoCoMo cellphone comes equipped with Vader outfit, working light saber.
"I will crush you. But first, where are those delicious little red bean paste things. I LOVE those."
"Welcome to the Dark Side. Darth Vader wins Mr. Toyko contest and vows to enter for Mr. Universe."
-Larry
"Welcome to the Dark Side. Darth Vader conquers the Mr. Japan contest and vows to enter for Mr. Universe."
-Larry
No, it's step turn pivot turn! Not step pivot turn step!!
Tosser!
For the empire...for the HAMDOG!
Little did Vader know that his precious stormtroopers, feared throughout the galaxy, were doing the crotch-thrust behind his back. Repeatedly.
Although Lord Vader has been banned from the Annual-Tokyo-Masked-Man pageant, he has returned this time with an army of personal guards. Quoted in the Tokyo Times on Wednesday, he said that "no bitch-slappin'silver summabitch" would keep him from his rightful prize. Reportedly, last year he was banned for starting a fight with Ultraman, when he tried to "get funky" with Ultramother.
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